If you drive like an asshole, you will get the finger, and probably my horn too. Solution: don't drive like an asshole
What exactly IS driving like an asshole, well, that's simple.... Inconviencing me in any way :) if you pull into a parking lot and stop in the middle of the entrance, causing a car to be stranded in the lane, don't be surprised to hear a horn. Seriously? Continuous motion is required until you get to your destination, moron.

Driving on icy streets. Yes, I drive slowly when the street is covered by a film of ice. I don't have an SUV and people actually care if I die, so yes, I will be slowing down. Honking your horn at me will cause one of two things to happen: 1) my middle finger will say hello 2) I will purposefully drive slowly until I am convinced that you are thoroughly pissed off.

Traffic circles are for CONTINUOUS MOTION. No need to stop if there is no one is your lane, no need to stop if another car is just getting into the circle at the entrance to your left..... Umm, we are all going at a slower speed and as long as you move your ass, you fit right into the gap... Why is this a difficult concept to understand? I will honk at you for not moving you ass, I will continuously honk until you move said ass. So, move it.

My husband says my honking will get me killed one day. I doubt it though....it'll be my finger. Apparently it's offensive ;)
Let's get a few things straight. I'm a good person, I care about others, I love my family, I do not commit crimes....I'm pretty awesome (hence this blog name). It's pretty hard to take a stab at me and actually hit something. I don't do anything wrong....heck I won't even drive my car after a single martini!
Although I am this wonderful person.....if you fuck with me I will fuck you back, harder than you can imagine! That cliche "you mess with the bull, you get the horns" totally applies to me. One way to get yourself totally screwed is to say or do anything to my kids. Oh, man, you'd be totally fucked. And that's exactly what happened to troglodyte.

I've had the pleasure to find out that troglodyte fucked himself when he tried to take a stab at me. The genius man that he was (albeit, probably drunk at the time....) actually admitted to drinking and driving during his attempted "attack" on me. Funny thing is, smartie pants was trying to get a job at the police station at the time. Well now, guess who didn't get that job? TEEHEE! He's blaming it on somebody posting things on his facebook page, he must be talking about our encounter.
I DO hope that he learned some things....like 1) you're dumb, don't argue with someone whose IQ is clearly 50 points higher than yours. 2) don't admit to illegal activities ONLINE (that goes back to his undoubtedly low IQ) 3) don't say things about someone else's kid, you are just asking to get your ass handed to you.... and 4) NEVER mess with jessica cammarano....ever.

So, I'm satisfied and I really do hope I see him again.....he will probably be one of those drunken hobos with a sign in front of Walmart by then :) wouldn't that be nice?

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