Logan: (talking to lily) I have wood peckers.
Lily: you do?
Logan: yup, right here
Me: Logan, what do you have?
Me: ok pal, show me what a woodpecker is
Logan: right here (points to his nipples)
Daddy: yeah, I tought Logan pecks verses boobies today, sorry...
Yeah....I expected him to point to his penis too. I am actually a little disappointed...