Logan: dad are you straight?
Dad: *laughing* yeah
Logan: oh, mom, are you straight?
Me: sometimes, *laugh* yes buddy, I'm straight
Logan: how about my grandpa and uncle and grandma?
Me: yes, no, yes
Logan: who is no?
Me: uncle zack
Dad: Jesus Hun, you know what you just did?!
Logan: *runs away* oooooh man my uncle isn't straight
Lily: look at me I'm not straight
To be noted: Logan has no concept of straight or gay in sexuality terms. We believe he was talking about being wiggly. Moreover, uncle zack is indeed straight.