Not really guys, incest is bad, but I love this rhyme.

My twins take a bath/shower together. They probably will until first or second grade, whenever they start desiring privacy. I'm a conservationist, it's my duty as a human to save the water....and I like them being occupied for a full hour at the same time ;)

Logan: lily and I got married in the bath tub

Me: oh yeah? How do you get married?

Logan: yeah yeah, we are married for real, we kissed on the lips, now we are married.

Me: it's ok to kiss your sister on the lips buddy, but you can't marry her.

Logan: I know that, we are just kids, we can married when we grow up

Me: what about Kamryn? (My friends daughter)

Logan: oh, I'll marry her first, then lily

He's got a list of girls he wants to marry. I believe it's my fault because I told him you can only kiss a girl on the mouth if you're married. They take everything so literally!




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